Friday, September 26, 2008

Joke of the Day...

A bus carrying a mathematician, a poet and a retard crashed into a tree, killing all 3 of them.

They are about to enter Heaven when they are stopped by the Devil before the Pearly gates. The Devil told them. "Shoot me any question you desire and i will let you pass if i fail to answer. If not, you will rot in hell forever!"

The poet ask the Devil the most different literature question ever. The Devil simply clicked his fingers and 10 greatest poet of all time appeared and answer the question flawlessly. And down went the poet.

The mathematician ask the most complicated maths question ever. The Devil again clicked his fingers and a whole table full of mathematics reference books appeared. After a while, the Devil solved the question perfectly and down went the mathematician.

The retard first requested for a chair with many holes on it. Than he sat down on it and let out a loud fart. Than he asked the Devil which hole did the fart passed through.

The Devil thought for a while, before hesitantly replying, "The 7th hole?"

"No. From my arsehole"

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