Saturday, May 20, 2006

Signs you have been through NDU DVS...

This is adopted from a fellow batch mate's blog. It is so damn true. Really. Especially point 5 to 7.

A bit modified...

Telling signs that you're from the 26th batch of recruits in dive school (DVS)

1) To you, Neo is not the saviour from Matrix but a s-f. (Ask me when you see me. =))

2) You prefer not to rely on the extensive set of conjunctions available to the english dictionary, but instead just say "You fucking ah..."

3) You prefer to call people by initials or nicknames (eg MS Tan, ZZ Chua(sleepy Chua), XX Wang) to a point you forget the person's real name.

4) You don't seem to realise swimming trunks are not underpants.

5) Your favourite word to use on others is "Drop".

6) Your favourite phrases you use are "Don't test the fucking system", "The hammer will drop", "I will hammer you", "Suck it up", "Fire up guys".

7) You always expect the word "Drop" to come from the instructors whenever they are around.

8) Snake powder has other function other than cleaning or drying yourself. Oh ya, we are also researching other ways to use the Kiwi too.

9) You love to imitate your instructors(some are indeed more popular)

10) Toilets are not called toilets. They are called heads.

11) You look forward to meals on thursday because there is either ice-cream or pudding to go along with the meal.

12) No one likes to wear long 4 anymore as wearing it means Boat PT and Chow Run.

13) You will always remember "The chicken is... ROTTEN!" and "Standing Broad Jump in position, reaDY!".

14) Every morning you would hear "Level 4, muster now!"

The list will go on and on. Haha. I will add in at a later time.