Friday, August 01, 2008

Joke of the Day...

Three men were trekking in a tropical jungle when they were captured by the natives belonging to a carnivorous tribe.

After much pleading and stuff, the chief agreed to let them go on the following condition.

"Go inside the jungle and find any fruit. Gather ten of them back here. If i can stuff all these 10 up your arsehole, I will let you go"

The men did as they were told.

The first man returned with 10 mangoes. By the 3rd mango, he could not take it anymore and was eaten.

The second man returned with 10 longans. He hang in there and things were going okay until the 8th longan, when he begin to start laughing and no more longan could be stuffed in anymore. So he too was eaten.

Over at Heaven, the first man asked why the second man laugh when he could have just hang in there a little more and be freed.

The second man replied, "I saw the third man coming back and he was carrying durians!"

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