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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Anxious
Oh no... in less than 1 hour i would know whether i will be jumping down from some buildings or celebrating. Anyway, i always have this belief that women are no pushover. Read on to find out why. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and made a nasty sign with his fingers at the woman."Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic. And here's why:I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper to bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway.There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.To all drivers out there, don't mess with women. =)
link | Kaiz scribble at 1:09 PM
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