Saturday, January 21, 2006

Money Money

I was just lying around on my bed thinking about some stuffs when the following thought flashed through.

This year is 2006. 2 years later, i will be out of NS and should be moving on to a university. However, calculations show that i have around 5 months of break after NS and before Uni. So maybe i should take this opportunity to go for a private tozan and a trip to China for the Olympics. Which means i need around $3500 to $4000 for the trip. Furthermore, 2009 is another important year and so i am going tozan again. Which means another $2500 to $3000. Than, if i am not wrong, there will be another important event in 2010 and it means another tozan trip. Plus if i made it to Uni, i promised myself to pay one year of school fees and lessened my mum's burden. Adding up all the money, i need at least $22000.

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Oh my goodness! How many i supposed to save up this ridiculous amount of money? Maybe i can:

1) Get a super rich girlfriend and try to 捞 as much money as possible from her folks.
2) Plan a super detailed robbery plan like the one in Ocean's Eleven.
3) Sell part of my organs in the black market.
4) Set up a charity organisation and learn from Mr Durai on how to have a "peanuts" salary.

I prefer to use the 1st way. So right now, to all rich girls out there, i am free, single and available. I don't care what shape and size you come in, but as long as you are rich and need a boyfriend, feel free to flood my inbox!